Welcome to my World
The only religion I will ever need

nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

meadowkitten:

I have a very big crush on u but sadly I am only a little bug and u are a garden

dragons-eye-on-my-heart:

xsochangeable:

godtie:

thelillydachic:

ask-gallows-callibrator:

godtie:

aliltodaleft:

godtie:

my boyfriend is in school to be a pharmacist 

Your boyfriend is ugly

im sorry

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what

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was

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that?

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hmm?

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i kinda wanna fuck your boyfriend 

YOU.COSPLAY.CECIL
HIM.STAY.AS.IS.
BE.THE.CECILXCARLOS

ok 1) gallows cool your shit he’s mine

and 2) cosplay cecilos?

been there

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done that

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will be doing so again in the near future

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THE BEST PEOPLE IN EXISTENCE EVERYONE

stephenhawqueen:

"kids arent being social now a days because of those brain washing phones" what the fuck do you think we’re doing with the phones. do you think we just stare at the number pad. do you think twitter is just a one way text from a robot bird.

anticrystalist:

imagine being raised by your otp tho

pennciel:

perpetualvelocity:

moonjellys:

proudgayconservative:

nolanthebloghog:

The bomb is dropped

The kittens sort of soften the blow.

this is the shittiest post ever. please unfollow me if you agree with this post also shame on OP for using cute kittens for this garbage post

not sure what it is exactly that makes this post so shitty? Because it’s promoting actual equality? instead of saying that you can call everyone else shit because you are part of an oppressed party you can say you are equal to them doesn’t exactly sound like a shitty idea to me.

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

lunuh:

i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.

bridgittefitzgerald:

trenchcoatandimpala:

fandomsarelikesex:

deans-pie-at-221b:

jackhawksmoor:

thistimeyoustay:

Supernatural AU  where Satan and Metatron are lawyers comparing one against the other in court.

I’m rooting for Satan

we are all rooting for Satan

WITH THE REPORTER ON SCENE


How even is this possible????

What show is this?!?

bridgittefitzgerald:

trenchcoatandimpala:

fandomsarelikesex:

deans-pie-at-221b:

jackhawksmoor:

thistimeyoustay:

Supernatural AU  where Satan and Metatron are lawyers comparing one against the other in court.

I’m rooting for Satan

we are all rooting for Satan

WITH THE REPORTER ON SCENE

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How even is this possible????

What show is this?!?